Monday, December 7, 2015

Salary Cap Math and the NY Giants

What has happened the Giants? Five years ago they were Super Bowl champions and now they are going on their 3rd consecutive losing season. Giant fans want answers. I'm here to tell you all what ESPN is too scared to tell you.

Eli Manning's wife, Abby McGrew doesn't have a job. That's right she's  a stay at home  mom and some sort of charitable do-gooder.   Perhaps if she was pulling her own weight in the Manning household Eli wouldn't have to negotiate for a such huge contracts. Thereby eating up value cap space the Giants could use to pay a for another defensive lineman, or a linebacker.

What do we know? The Patriots have been winning for 15 years. Their starting Quarterback's wife has a job. That's right Tom Brady's wife Gisselle is out their putting food on the table, allowing Tom to take a pay cut and thus allowing the Patriots to hire someone besides Tom Brady.

Not only is Abby not working but she's alos popping out children left and right. Kids are expensive, and they have three!  How can you pay for a decent left guard when he has three children to feed? But she won't work. Rather, she prefers to raise money for hospitals or some such nonsense. Great. Sorry but that poor kid you're helping get vaccinated won't be eligible to play pro football for 20 years. That could be a generation of of losing seasons.

Abby needs to put a dress on and walk down a runway. At the very least start a hedge fund or ponzi scheme, because this building through the draft is not cutting it.

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Episode 11 Week 3 of 2013

The team records live in central park for reasons that don't concern you and are never mentioned. Also we discuss the stupidity of defensive encroachment rule, as well as our football fantasies and two -- yes two-- non douches of the week. Sponsored by, Sex, and the Procrastifader.

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Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Football Laces Returns Episode 10 Week 2 2013

Rachael Parenta and Pat Rigby get back in the podcast saddle, and just like most of the NFL teams in week one (barring the Eagles) They're a little bit rusty. Rachael and Pat haven't practiced in pads at all during the off season.

They discuss the Giants, Jets, Eagles, Colin K. Plus fantasy footbal three game predictions and the first Non-Douche of the week award winner.

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Episode 9 Superbowl

The team heads down south to join the Superbowl Festivities for the last of the episode of the season.

Monday, January 14, 2013

episode 8 week Title Games

Rachael and Shelley spend most of this show actually talking football. But of course they still make time to take your calls, get naked and douse themselves in whiskey. And of course award another player with the non-douche of the week award. you can also download or subscribe on itunes. our sponsors thank you for listening.

Monday, January 7, 2013

Episode 7 the playoffs

Rachael and Shelley are back from a two week hiatus due to holiday obligations.

It's all the great football laces you could want starting your 2013 off right.  As always our sponsors thank you for listening.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Episode 6 Week 16

This is a 23minute episode, so warm some milk and powdered chocolate as you sit back and relax with this podcast. We take your calls, listen to Thomas Patrick talk about fantasy football, and welcome a new corespondent gambling expert Remy. 
Also welcoming new sponsor Erase-a-Mate.