Monday, December 7, 2015
Eli Manning's wife, Abby McGrew doesn't have a job. That's right she's a stay at home mom and some sort of charitable do-gooder. Perhaps if she was pulling her own weight in the Manning household Eli wouldn't have to negotiate for a such huge contracts. Thereby eating up value cap space the Giants could use to pay a for another defensive lineman, or a linebacker.
What do we know? The Patriots have been winning for 15 years. Their starting Quarterback's wife has a job. That's right Tom Brady's wife Gisselle is out their putting food on the table, allowing Tom to take a pay cut and thus allowing the Patriots to hire someone besides Tom Brady.
Not only is Abby not working but she's alos popping out children left and right. Kids are expensive, and they have three! How can you pay for a decent left guard when he has three children to feed? But she won't work. Rather, she prefers to raise money for hospitals or some such nonsense. Great. Sorry but that poor kid you're helping get vaccinated won't be eligible to play pro football for 20 years. That could be a generation of of losing seasons.
Abby needs to put a dress on and walk down a runway. At the very least start a hedge fund or ponzi scheme, because this building through the draft is not cutting it.
Thursday, September 19, 2013
The team records live in central park for reasons that don't concern you and are never mentioned. Also we discuss the stupidity of defensive encroachment rule, as well as our football fantasies and two -- yes two-- non douches of the week. Sponsored by Readtome.com, Sex, and the Procrastifader.
Wednesday, September 11, 2013
Rachael Parenta and Pat Rigby get back in the podcast saddle, and just like most of the NFL teams in week one (barring the Eagles) They're a little bit rusty. Rachael and Pat haven't practiced in pads at all during the off season.
They discuss the Giants, Jets, Eagles, Colin K. Plus fantasy footbal three game predictions and the first Non-Douche of the week award winner.
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